Name: Dustin Thorn
Inmate I.D.: #13881366
Gender: Male
Race: Caucasian
DOB: 1/29/1985
In Search Of: Friends
Convicted Of: Robbery
Release Date: 12/02/2023

Dustin Thorn #13881366
777 Stanton Blvd.
Ontario, OR 97914

When a clam mistakes a rock for food, the very harmony of oceanic creatures on the seafloor gets thrown out of balance. A simple pebble that gets sucked down the wrong tube can cause algae blooms to delay, crustaceans to stimulate a premature hibernation, the jellies swim backwards and tidal waves ensue. The rate of polar ice caps melting accelerates and Donald Trump blames Obama for rising sea levels and why he can't find a decent surf and turf dinner in the city. Amidst the fallout from his mistake however, our young clam friend swallows his pride, chewing on his failure, spit out a pearl. Now I'm no marine biologist, but I feel most people's heads almost exploded the first time they heard how a pearl is formed. I'm still not entirely sold! LOL but what I do know is about a year ago, I swallowed a rock. I created this page looking to meet someone new. Still no pearl yet but that's okay. My last post was a bit bland so I thought I'd spice it up. Hope you like seafood!!

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