Hola,
I’m going to keep it real. All I do is lift weights, sometimes I’ll just bench press for 4 hours straight. My homies say all I talk about is weight lifting and videos. They said they want to get to know the real me. I said you do know the real me. I’m shallow. No, I’m not really shallow, contrary to popular belief. I play the piano, trumbone and guitar a little bit. I can type 60 words a minute and I’m currently taking Spanish lessons via my Puerto Rican cellmate. Whenever I talk to people about prison life they say “I know you must really be horny.” Actually, what I miss more than all that juicy sex is just being around women; touching their soft bodies. I’m tired of talking to men all day. I need some estrogen in my life. I know what I want in a girlfriend, nice body and pretty feet. But I’m not looking for romance. I just want somebody to talk to. I just want them to be cool, because I’m cool. And I got a nice body. Do you want to be my friend? Yo quiero hacer amigos contigo.
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