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I’ve been told that I am a good listener, so here is your opportunity to be heard, which is a rarity, right? I am a true believer in, “no secrets, no lies”. I hope that we will become friends one day, and nothing ruins a friendship faster than those two things. I’m sure you have witnessed that at least once in your life. Is that your pen on paper I hear? I can’t brighten your day till I know.
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